Psych! The joke’s on you, imaginary internet people — We’re only halfway done with the trial, at best. I’ll be going home tomorrow, all right, but only for a couple of days. I’m flying back here on the Fourth of July for another week. Wash, rinse, repeat.
Hmm. Maybe the joke isn’t on you after all. See you in August. I hope.
Hope you make it home for your block party!
The hell! It was nice knowing you! Hope you are being amptly compensated for having to work on the 4th (and then some)!
Glad you got a couple of days.
Casual perjury does sound a lot worse than other kinds. It’s as if people have no more respect for the law.